The men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?"
The next morning, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" Once again, the battle was on, and the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred.
Later that day, however, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command.
The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!"
The bombing of the Atlanta Olympics in 1996 was carried out by an American.
(The Mariano Garcia Brigade developed out of the earlier Group Mazda of the NPA's Josepino Corpuz Command in Central Luzon, and the two right-wing death squads were organized by Lt. Col. Jovito Palparan of the 69th Infantry Battalion and directed from his headquarters in Angeles City.)