23 September 2020

Not-Psalm 23

The Lord is not my shepherd

For I am not a sheep

I’ll find my own damned green pastures

And still waters, fuck you very much

Bugger the paths of righteousness

I much prefer sinners to saints

Whenever I stroll through the valley

Of the shadow of Sheol

I fear no evil, for I am death

Destroyer of worlds and slayer of beings

The baddest motherfucker in the valley

I am that guy*
(*This is most definitely an Easter egg for a certain fandom)



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