A 2020 Message to the Democratic Party

In 1980, they told us, ‘Yeah, we know about Carter, but we have to keep Reagan out of the White House.  Maybe next time we can have real change’.

In 1984, they told us, ‘Yeah, we know about Mondale, but we have to get Reagan out of the White House.  Maybe next time we can have real change’.

In 1988, they told us, ‘Yeah, we know about Dukakis, but we have to keep Bush out of the White House.  Maybe next time we can have real change’.

In 1992, they told us, “Yeah, we know about Clinton, but we have to get Bush out of the White House.  Maybe next time we can have real change’.

1n 1996, they told us, ‘Yeah, we still know about Clinton, but we have to keep Dole out of the White House.  Maybe next time we can have real change’.

In 2000, they told us, ‘Yeah, we know about Gore, but we have to keep Bush out of the White House.  Maybe next time we can have real change’.

In 2004, they told us, ‘Yeah, we know about Kerry, but we have to get Bush out of the White House.  Maybe next time we can have real change’.

In 2008, they told us, ‘Yeah, we know about Obama, but we have to keep McCain and Palin out of the White House.  Maybe next time we can have real change’.

In 2012, they told us, ‘Yeah, we still know about Obama, but we have to keep Romney and his healthcare plan out of the White House.  Maybe next time we can have real change’.

In 2016, they told us, ‘Yeah, we know about Clinton, but we have to keep Trump out of the White House.  Maybe next time we can have real change’.

So now, in  2020, they tell us, ‘Yeah, we know about Biden, but we have to get  Trump out of the White House.  Maybe next time we can have real change.’  To which we reply, ‘NOT THIS TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS!’.

WE are the Resistance, bitches, and our fight isn’t about politics, it’s about survival, period.  For us, unlike you, it’s not about the Benjamins, but about life, liberty, and the pursuit of existence, and justice for all.

P.S.: And now, a word from the actual Resistance to Namby-pamby No Impeachment Nancy:  Do your goddamned job and #ImpeachTheMotherfucker.